Lady burn 

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.

I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.

Lady burn by Monkeybomb113 March 6, 2018

lady burns 

A female who unmistakably has side burns that resemble something you should only be able to find on a man.

"Dear God look at those lady burns! She must have a beard if she has lady burns like that. Does she shave?"

"Not nearly enough"

lady burns by ladyburnhunter October 17, 2009

ladyburns 

Sideburns created by grown out head hair which has been combed down in front of the ear, giving the illusion of sideburns. Generally worn by ladies, but also used by gentlemen who are incapable of growing proper sideburns.
Similar to a comb-over for sideburns.

Ian: Dude, check out my new chops.
Gary: I wish I could grow those, all I can grow are these ladyburns

ladyburns by sippymccloy January 15, 2009