Lackdickitis 

Not having dick in so long you’re beyond sexually frustrated

My boyfriend has been gone for too long, I’m suffering from lackdickitis

Lackdickitis by Pickle42 July 20, 2019

Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

lacadicitis 

The lacking of getting the dick

Its been a minute...I think I have a case of lacadicitis.

lacadicitis by hotbox12 April 15, 2014