Lackdickitis 

Not having dick in so long you’re beyond sexually frustrated

My boyfriend has been gone for too long, I’m suffering from lackdickitis

Lackdickitis by Pickle42 July 20, 2019

Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.

She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.

Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

lacadicitis 

The lacking of getting the dick

Its been a minute...I think I have a case of lacadicitis.

lacadicitis by hotbox12 April 15, 2014

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022