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lactaboobiephobia 

Fear of the lactating, breastfeeding boob.
"Just ignore her stare, she suffers from lactaboobiephobia."
The further bastardization of the word laptop.

The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.

The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.

Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
labtob by pigonthewing July 11, 2006

latabolt 

something the tryhard lebbos say in Bankstown. Laters.
Hes losing the fight, Latabolt to him!
latabolt by Mooioulopaj July 17, 2016

Dumi Lababo 

A pun/spoof on Demi Lovato. In the Filipino language, it translates to "dirty sink". Made up by juniors in Makati Science High School.
We are proud to present, the Jomy's Brothers and Dumi Lababo!
Dumi Lababo by Becquerel July 18, 2009

Lababides 

What a Lababides
Lababides by TRUTHFUL APE November 21, 2019

Mahmuds lababides corsa

Constantly crashes and never admits it's his fault
He crashed again what a mahmuds lababides corsa