The further bastardization of the word laptop.
The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.
The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.
Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
The word's origin is thought to be a typo of the already incorrect labtop.
The mistake was unexpectedly embraced -- airhead teenage girls and one wannabe L337 asian teen rejoiced in the purchase of their new "labtob" notebook computers.
Utterance of the word typically precedes a swift blow to the face with said computer.
Eric: I just got a new labtob. It can hack into the Pentagon and beat you at Starcraft at the same time.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
Me: Laptop.
Eric: No it's labtob.
Me: Lap. Top. It sits on the top of your lap.
Eric: Mine is faster than yours.
by pigonthewing July 11, 2006
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Experienced Geek: Laptop.
College Freshman: Yeah, that's what I said! Labtop!
by mortimer jones October 4, 2005
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“Yo LABOB, got any Smokes?”
“Nah cunt were fully sick not fully fucked!”
“Aight it’s shiven time”
“Aight I’ll fuck ya up for ya Tn’s”
“Ahhh!”
“Ahh!”
“Nah cunt were fully sick not fully fucked!”
“Aight it’s shiven time”
“Aight I’ll fuck ya up for ya Tn’s”
“Ahhh!”
“Ahh!”
by LABOB_42 August 27, 2020
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by djj000 May 23, 2008
Get the Labtop mug.was a Roman nobleman in 71BC. He was present in the Third Servile War where Spartacus the gladiator led an uprising against the Holy Roman State. As a child, he despised gladiator fights even to such point of declaring it publicly. When the uprising spread to his small farming bordering the Alps, he was able to persuade the rebels to leave their people be. His success did not spread in the Empire, but words of his deeds were carried by the escaped rebels and into lands surrounding Rome.
Lactobacillus: Ventri, my friend, are you okay?
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)
Ventri: I am okay... Everyday okay.
(Words exchanged between Lactobacillus and his good friend Venti just after the rebels left their town unscathed.)
by Lora Tamil June 30, 2017
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I just got me a new laaaabtop.
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
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Ghetto person: "Can you fix my laaaabtop?"
Me: "Sorry, I don't work on labtops."
Ghetto person: "What you mean you don't work on laaaabtops?"
Me: "I don't work on ficticious items. Now if you have a LAPtop, I can fix that."
Ghetto person: "That's what I said, laaaabtop."
Me: "*looks down with hand over eyes and shakes head* Gimme the fucking computer."
by Datamonger July 11, 2009
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by kandytrain April 8, 2017
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