LaPromise 

The Promise ; the sacrifice and value of an individual

How's LaPromise Doing ?

LaPromise by ToochaizPrecious December 28, 2022

LA Promise 

The offer of a bigger and better opportunity down the road, usually made by a producer, a director or lead actor in order to get subordinates to work harder or for less money or for no money, but the opportunity never arises.

From the web series TOKENS, Jessica AD says it to Producer in Episode 6 "Whitewashing" sc. 12. It's scripted as, "Thanks for the LA promise." Winnifred Jong, the series creator and director, got the actor, Jessica Greco, to adlib, "Thanks for the LA-fucking-promise."

LA Promise by Roundstone April 8, 2020

laprise 

Laine is the biggest guy around. He can smell nice but he has a massive fat big gigantic juicy smell cock.

Damn That Smell Laprise

laprise by Bobbieson May 8, 2018

Laprocite 

a supposedly mythical symbiotic single celled organism residing in the lungs. usually seen after eating large doses of psilosybin mushrooms, and coughing. commonly mistaken for phlegm

"dude, I just coughed something up, I think it's a laprocite trying to escape."

Laprocite by Cyrus Metcalf May 13, 2006

lipromize 

the verb used to describe the act of putting on lip balm when you have very dry / chapped lips

dude, you got any lip balm? i really need to lipromize!

i am in need of some serious lipromization before my lips crack.

i gotta get lipromized.

lipromize by alice and the wilson March 28, 2007