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La Monte is a nice little town that's very diverse. It 's full of smart people that love to play ball. We may lose some games but we will put up a hell of a fight. Don't go in thinking you'll win because we might suprise you. We are one of the nicest schools in the Kaysinger Conference.
Sacred Heart, Cole Camp, Greenridge, and Lincoln are terrible schools with bad sportmanship and need to worry about themselves and not La Monte. Get over it your just jealous!
La Monte by LA, THROW IT UP!!!! October 16, 2012
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A suck ass town in west central Missouri that is full of white trash, hicks, Mexicans, wiggers and wanna be rich kids. The athletes walk around the crappy, piss poor school as if they were shit, even though they loose the majority of their games and are the joke of the conference. All the girls are looser than a fat women who has gastric bypass surgery's jeans and are easy to get out their Hollister jeans.The guys are pussies who like they are pretend that they are gangsters.
Guy 1: Hey do we have a basketball game tonight?
Guy 2: Yea, its against La Monte
Guy 1: Oh we are going to win, they suck ass
La Monte by BA-ZEEEEERT January 28, 2006

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He a Lamonte dick.
Lamonte by THEWHORE August 2, 2011
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