lube job 

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

lube job by dbookerman March 31, 2011

lube job 

A lube job can be necessary to keep moving parts that touch from wearing each other down

these moving parts need a good lube job

lube job by Sir Lazlo December 3, 2018

lube job while you wait 

The act of having sex with a jar or bottle of lube while pornographic images, videos, or other are loading on the computer. Usually found in suburban households where punk kids struggle with there attempt rebel against bush despite there demographic location in Canada.

Son: "One of my BMW's broke down so I am relieving my hardships through lusting over another man while shamefully spilling my seed."

Parent: "Ok, our internet is slow today, so you should get a lube job while you wait."

lube job while you wait by Dr. Kickass May 19, 2006

Puerto Rican Lube Job

A sexual act when your girlfriend or wife is on her period and you can't have intercourse. She therefore spits on her hand and jerks you off.

Micheal: You sure are in a chipper mood, did you get laid last night?

Shane: Not exactly, my girlfriend is up on blocks, so she gave me a Puerto Rican Lube job.

Puerto Rican Lube Job by Headhunter Rebel January 4, 2010

gastric lube job 

When a chick deepthroats too aggressively, and her gag reflex causes her to unexpectedly vomit on your cock.

"My date gave me a gastric lube job the other night, in the front seat of my car. It still fucking stinks so bad, I had to take the bus to work!"

gastric lube job by D. Gould May 1, 2006

Full Service Lube Job 

A blow job in which the guy cums in the girl's mouth and she then swallows it

(The guy is cleaning the 'old' fluid out of his pipes and replacing it with fresh fluid)

MOCO and Lisa are firm believers in the Full Service Lube Job!

Full Service Lube Job by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

chicago lube job 

When multiple men share a sexual partner ( male or female) and take turns ejaculating into the partner to provide lube for the next man up.

Myself and a few of the boys picked up a cute dude near Wrigley Field and went back to his place, I went first and started the Chicago Lube Job so the other guys would have a more pleasant experience.

chicago lube job by Dirty Mikes Pirus September 20, 2020