that which belongs in the basket-and-I stress this highly- if one refuses to put the lotion where it belongs, one WILL get the hose. Also, before placing it in said basket, it should be rubbed on the skin.

I'd fuck me

lotion by hot sauce March 11, 2004

Related Words

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Lotion

What makes something slippery and SOFT.

UR COCK

Instead of going barehanded and making it hard, i used LOTION

Lotion by aznsavage222 May 28, 2004

lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

lotion by Fatass February 13, 2003

lotion

Its lotion the fuck

Karen: can have some lotion plz

mum: no

Karen: but mu-

mum: I said no the fuck

lotion by cottoncandy123_ June 29, 2020

lotion

A Topical Analgesic.

Hey buddy, I could use some of that lotion over there. I need a topical analgesic to soothe my boils!

lotion by Alto Bizzalto October 28, 2004

lotion

A male/female usually a victim of fashion, often sporting a "Fin" haircut and in full on cases of Lotion, with shiny skin as the result of covering themselves in tanning oil hence the derivation of the term.

This bar is full of Lotions.
Lotion bastard.

lotion by Bix September 24, 2003