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The word describes people who only want to talk about themselves. The letters stand for Let's Only Talk About Me. LOTAMs never ask you how you're doing or show interest in your response. If they do ask you a question they're looking for the next opportunity to hijack the conversation back to themselves.
That guy's such a LOTAM, all he does is talk about himself.
LOTAM by Its1111 May 3, 2019
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The most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. She has great personality and everybody is swayed by her charm. She is the definition of hot and majestic . If you have someone named Lotam in your life you are blessed
I’m so glad Lotam is in my life. She makes all my problems disappear
Lotam by Chicken noodles soup November 23, 2021
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Lopamudra 

Amazing, kind and sweet girl. She is will do anything not to hurt people's feeling. Has a contagious smile and always lifts your mood.
Lopamudra is bae.

Xel'lotath 

A great Ancient from the game "Eternal Darkness" for the Nintendo Gamecube.

Controller of the Mind, Xel'lotath is most likely the most mysterious Ancient of the three. She controlls all green magick and creatures. While being the only female, she has somewhat of a split personality, shifting voices frequently throughout her speech; from an imposing female voice, to a spine-chilling, tiny whisper.
She has a somewhat human figure, but her legs look like they have melded into one, flexable, tail-like appendage. She has four arms with large hands, and while she has no distinctive head, he trademark eye lies in the middle of her "chest".

With a mere suggestion, Xel'lotath can drive anyone and anything into insanity. While her madness can obliterate the power of Ulyaoth, the awesome power of the mighty Chattur'gha will tear her limb from limb.

Xel'lotath is a blood-curdling presense, and her legacy will leave its mark on humanity, without a doubt.
XEL'LOTATH - "He lies...As do we all..."
Xel'lotath by King Nothing January 28, 2005

LOAAMFPH 

Acronym for:
Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face, Please Help
-first/only appeared in an episode of MXC (Superheroes Vs. MySpace)
Vic: Ken, I love acronyms. Give me another one, ASAP!
Kenny: Here's one we use all the time: LOAAMFPH.
Vic: Oh yes. Lots Of Ants Attacking My Face Please Help.
LOAAMFPH by Phil44 January 17, 2008
when you attempt to make a song parody, but you fuck it up so bad, that a new word is created to explain how fucking bad it ended up.
Steven tried to make an ocean man parody but it ended in lotation.
lotation by Manuel69 October 1, 2017
"Life on the murder scence" a documentry on the band My Chemical Romance.

Suzett:Hey, have you seen LOTMS yet?
MEHGAN:Yeah, it was kick ass!!
LOTMS by xxviolettxx May 23, 2007
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murderhobo 

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"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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