The sweetest and cutest boy ever created. He is talented, smart, creative, funny and much more. He's loved and cared for by many. A Lorcan is extremely rare so he must be treated with gentleness and love.
A fit man with massive penis balls. He will do dookies all day and never run out of poop! He is CEO of big chugnus and meme. He da owner of Muscle republic and will steal yo mans if you mess wit him. He loves to suck fat juicy cock and semen comes out and he lick it up so good. Is also famous rapper drake (da real slim shady)
"omg look over there i think its a lorcan!"
*lorcan doing big chungus funny and keanureeve call him breathtaking*
Lorcan is the sweetest, kindest, and smartest guy I know. Every time I see him I swear he is always working on something. He is a whole-hearted individual who will always put others' needs before his own. If you ever meet a Lorcan you'll immediately see the golden retriever energy he gives off.
Person 1: "Why are you so happy?"
Person 2: "Because of Lorcan!"