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The region of the hips, groin, and lower abdomen.

Often used with the words "baby" "BBQ" and "tender morsals"
Boy honey, these baby loins sure are good.
loins by Sir Baby Loin March 9, 2003
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The stank ass area in between a females legs that will dissolve your penis if inserted.
Loins by stank loins August 6, 2008
usually underpants, used to cover up the genitals. If you are poor you use newspaper and call it a loincloth
When Max saw Isaac his loins burned with happiness.
loins by ilovefeet August 4, 2003
refers to fried hairs
"Bethany, how are your loins?!?"
loins by Streetster February 27, 2008
Big Fat Farts.

Big Fat Tarts

Construction workers ass cracks

Mid-morning jogs

Kelloggs straight from the box.
"Hey Heidi? Did the meat make your loins come today?"

"I just want a baby."

loins by Lily Cohen September 23, 2007

loins scratch  

when you sit your head on your partners loins face down, with your top off.
Your partner would give you a loins scratch or message
loins scratch by Snarly May 28, 2008

Loins Mane

The magnificent mane of thick fur which adorns the king of the jungle.

A gentleman's pubic fuzz - that which sits above his loins.
I was going to give Robert Winston Jr a trim this morning, but I'd feel like half a man without my loins mane.
Loins Mane by Reggie C April 17, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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