The stench given off by a burp by a man who has a yeast infection in his mouth from eating out a babe
Zore burped and gave out a loaf of bread because he oral lloydenthed that broad named Destiny without using a condom in Ft. Myers.
by queer trier March 28, 2009
Get the loaf of bread mug.When a cat lays on its stomach and tucks its feet and tail beneath it so that they cannot be seen (appearing to look like a loaf of bread)
"Carly's too in love with her cat. Whenever it sits on its legs, she cries out, 'Aww, look at the loaf of bread!'"
by Katherine Bennett February 28, 2008
Get the loaf of bread mug.Someone with a large, over proportioned forehead, making their tall head look like a loaf of bread. Short hair or a receding hairline can make this look worse. Shortened to LOBH.
For example Ant Mcpartlin has a Loaf of Bread Head. "look at Laurence's head, its so big" "your'e right, it kinda looks like a Loaf of Bread" "yeh, he's got a LOBH"
by Sir Colgan III March 30, 2011
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I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum
I’ve seen her in public and secretly sniffed their hair I smelt like heaven, would love to try that again someday Also smack my azz like a drum
by Ur in my death note September 3, 2021
Get the loaf_of_bread_chan mug.It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”
Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
Get the Loaf of bread in the boot mug.A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.
Husband:
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”
Wife:
A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023
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Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Similarly you may use the phrase, a few fries short of a happy meal
Weird Bus Dude: Hey wanna be my friend????? (waves spastically)
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
B: Can't Say I do
S: Well that guy is a few slices short of a loaf of bread!
by Wicked Witch of the West February 28, 2009
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