Short hand for “laughing my mother fucking ass off while rolling on the floor pissing my pants”
The X-gens way of aggravating Millennials, who think they are the only ones capable of creating and understanding TXT jargon. As well as, delightful way to piss off the Baby Boomers, who are barely able to use the technology, let alone, understand the world they are entering while using said technological appendages.
OMG ! 😮 Have you seen peek-a-boo kitty yet? I was totally “LMMFAOWROTFPMP” for hours. You have to see it! I’ll sent you a link.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.