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An abbreviation you would use when you’re a clout hungry gremlin who wants more likes on Instagram
Mike: *sends a witty caption on Snapchat*
Adam: *Just posted a picture on Instagram that isn’t getting enough likes*
Adam: *Sees someone just snapped him*
Adam to Mike: “Lmlp pls”
LMLP by CalicoKay May 11, 2018
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Person 1: Yo is that lmlp on youtube?
Person 2: Shut up normie, thats cringe.
Lmlp by Not lmlp November 10, 2020
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Like My Last Post.
When someone wants likes and isn't afraid to say it. They probably are self-conscious/insecure abt the number of likes they get tbh.
Lmlp @instagramusername
LMLP by oopididitagain:) November 13, 2020
Acronym for Lick My Love Pump.

A delicate song Nigel Tufnel of Spinal Tap is composing as part of a musical trilogy in D minor, the saddest of all the keys.
I was in the grocery store yesterday picking out zucchini and started to hum LMLP. After she stopped weeping, the woman near me in the produce aisle gave me her phone number.
LMLP by wingfinger April 30, 2022
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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