LIL WAYNE

1 a rapper who is terrible has no flow, can't rap, and thinks he's the best but is not. Also if every album you ever made was bad.

3. someone who only cares about rapping about cars,girls,and how much money someone has.

EX.1 (birdman): yo i got a bat, and a cat,but im not fat

( me ): (slaps birdman with a wu tang clan cd) yo you a LIL WAYNE

EX.3 ( Joey ) : I gto hella dough, but i got no flow, no more, all i care about is bitches, and not getting hit with switches.

( me ) yo you such a lil wayne

by i speak the truth 2 April 14, 2010

LIL WAYNE

Lil Wayne is fucking clown shoes. He is the offspring of beetlejuice and a hermaphrodite sex slave that resides in the asshole of RuPaul. His lyrics are the equivelant to listening to fresh shit slush around in a port-a-potty.

Please listen to Asher Roth - A Milli

"Your girl want to participate
She so so so-phisticate
Cuz her brain is off tha chain
And then my diamonds are in a choir
Because they sang from off my chain
And my Nina just joined the gang because
All she do is bang
Like Ricky Martin" - Lil Wayne, Lollipop Remix with Kanye.

"Cuz I dont write shit cuz I aint got time" - Lil Wayne. --- Maybe you should start.

by JERMKY August 02, 2008

lil wayne

Accidentally shot himself in the chest once.

And that's the damn truth! Look it up if you don't believe me!

by bigtones January 13, 2005

lil wayne

a small amount of water falling from the sky

That weather man is retarded, he said it was gonna storm but there's only a lil wayne.

by laxbro2128 March 03, 2015

lil-wayning

(verb) for guys to wear extremely tight skinny jeans and sag them way below cheek (butt cheek) in the style of Dwayne Michael Carter Jr otherwise known as Lil Wayne

Tyler couldnt find any other pants so he is lil-wayning a pair of his little sisters size zero american eagle jeans

by scruffy nerd herder May 17, 2010

Lil Wayne

A rapper who sounds mentally challenged when rapping. aka the man who will destroy rap

lil wayne sounds like he is having a siezure every time he raps

by that1guy420 July 12, 2010

lil wayne

lil wayne - 1. whoopie goldberg's twin sister, separated at birth. 2. closet gay rapper who is secret ass lovers with "his daddy," bald big gay birdman. 3. wackest "lyricist" with the nerve to say he is the best. 4. hot garbage with a repetitive wack as hell type flow. 5. lame rap "artist" mostly listened to by 14 year old chickenheads, wanna be thugs, emos, closet gay highschool football players, and anyone who is of inferior intelligence. 6. the biggest tool in the music industry. 7. homoerotic rapper who was recently arrested during a big gay orgy on a tour bus where him and his 12 gay lovers were busted with large amounts of cocaine and extacy. 8. queerbait rap "artist" with tear drop tattoos under his eyes to represent how many ass rapings he recieved before he realized he enjoyed the cock. 9. a pathetic excuse for a rapper who doesn't even write his own lyrics because he is about as talented as a shit-flavored lolly pop. 10. wannabe hardass who dresses femme and possesses the worst case of bitch voice syndrome known to man.

its weezy f baby decked out in drag
representin' new orleans, baby's lil fag
cum in my dreds, my asshole is sore
my nigga birdman horny so i'm a give him some more
check out my suck game, i can deepthroat a horse cock
when birdman's skeetin' i catch every drop
some say i look like whoopie, everyone knows i'm a pussy
tryin' to be hard but i'm soft like fresh cookies!

(things that lil wayne should rap about if he wants to "keep it real,")

by Lil Wayne Sucks Big Dick March 10, 2008