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"Like I Give A Flying Fuck"
(for online use)
BOB: hay guess what joe.
JOE: what?
BOB: i got hit by a car!
JOE: LIGAFF!!!
LIGAFF by Tacobell.G March 2, 2008
Words you can keep
LIKE I GIVE A FLYING FUCK.
Text : yo

:wut up?

: i just saw Thor! Shit was sick

:"LIGAFF!"
LIGAFF by XaperOne June 2, 2011
Related Words
"like i give a fuck"
ligaf by Doug December 3, 2002
Acronym popular on IM chat - short for Like I Give A Fuck
g1979h: I'm getting a raise this week!
djmspbeats: LIGAF
g1979h: aw c'mon
LIGAF by Lexicop June 16, 2010

lisaffection

lisaffection is an amazing editor she is the definition of "talent" her edits needsto be noticed more!!! best blink EVER
who is lisaffection?
she's an amazing underrated editor on tiktok!!
lisaffection by neoyon February 5, 2021

.liaffected 

The best moot you could ever have.She is so fun to have a convo with.
.liaffected is the prettiest,funniest online friend you could have.
Shortening of the phrase "Like I Give a Fuck"
Guy1:Hey, I heard Mark has bee talking crap about you.
Guy2: LIGAF what he thinks.
LIGAF by Objectionable Pretzel September 29, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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