LFJ 

Looking For Jobs

Dude: What're you up to today?
Girl: Ah not much, just LFJ

LFJ by Edo and hau5Staffing July 6, 2011

LFJ 

lesbian flap jack

Person #1- Sup whore.
Person #2- At least Im not an LFJ

LFJ by manhattanhitman March 8, 2019

Lfj 

Little fat jellybean

Brittney: woah that girl is such an lfj
Martin: chill out! She’s kinda hot tho

Lfj by Linda Ferragamo Jankin May 7, 2019

LFJ 

Live fucking Jesus! LFJ

Beg your mates to live despite unpleasant consequences

I can’t drink anymore…LFJ

LFJ by sabzwin June 16, 2023

asdf;alksdjfasd;lfjh 

Someone who is drunk while texting you.

Person 1:

asdf;alksdjfasd;lfjh

Person 2:
?

the next day:
Person 1:
Sorry i was drunk

Person 2:
I think I got that!

asdf;alksdjfasd;lfjh by taytay123lol May 17, 2012