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last place at a turd eating contest

Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.

last peace 

Last Peace is a band based out of Tacoma, WA. They have been playing together for around three years and have been with their current drummer for one year now. The band takes considerable pride in each song's diversity amongst the rest of their armada of songs. Their genres span a great distance, from influences such as Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Cake, and other great bands of past and present times. There overall sound has been difficult to describe, and therefore has been hard to get exposed, as venues tend to book similar acts together. With a plethora of shows now under their belt, they are making a name for themselves in the community, and have somewhat broken into the Seattle scene, and are trying to get wide exposure in Seattle, Tacoma, and the surrounding areas.

With members in both high school, and college, the band has a wide fan base. Still, most fans are still under 21, so all ages shows are highly favorable. Last Peace has played at a variety of venues including coffee shops, a pizza parlor, bars, and of course, the more common music venues. Overall, Last Peace's sweet riffs, awesome lyrics, and great groove make them a great band to listen to both on CD and on stage;

A freaking awesome band.
Jill: Hey did you go to the Last Peace show last night?

Jack: Uh, I've never heard of that band before.

Jill: What the... what planet are you from???

Jack: ...Earth?
last peace by likeyehokwhatev September 28, 2004

peace and quiet at last 

A phrase commonly used when an annoying-ass bastard of a person leaves.
"peace and quiet at last," John said as his uncle's annoying girlfriend left.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026