Come on guys. First prophet? Do you not read the Bible at all? Like, 70-80 of the country is Christian and you don't know who the first prophet of the lord is?
Hym "I mean, I'm going it in order. First name. Middle name. Middle name. Last name. First prophet. Means 'Warrior lion' in Hebrew. Give me a break guys."
A fucking Jewish dork "Well you see there is some debate about who the first prophet is-"
The most sofisticated last name. Nows how to get there work done and always does it on time. Had to help lots of there friends out but is loved dearley.
Friend 1: is your last name Watson?
Friend 2: why?
Friend 1: you'realways here to help and very loving. I love you
People with the last name Ruddy. Usually twins one brown haired one blonde, one tall one small, both small penises and one clever one stupid, somtimes have a year 9 brother with a huge head.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.