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Punch a person named Landon day 

On January 11 yo u are legally allowed to punch a person named Landon as hard as you can
Hey guess what, It's PUNCH A PERSON NAMED LANDON DAY!

National ' block Oli London day'

Oli eh uh who is saying he's married to bts park Jimin. If you can't tell why we are saying that you should block, then get serious help. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He has been exposed by his ex best friend, with a voice message where he says that all his BLM post are for so that he can stay relevant. He is also Islamaphobic. This is why you should consider blocking him on all social media. And this is why we call it National ' block Oli London day'. Oh and btw he thinks he's Korean and kawaii , even though he's british, and clearly not asian

National ' block Oli London day'

National ' block Oli London day'
National ' block Oli London day' is a day on March 2nd where we block Oli London on all social medias, 'why 'you may ask, well let me tell you. Oli London is a 31 year old British man, that thinks he's half korean and can speak fluent Korean and Japanese , even though he clearly isn't. He also thinks he's married to bts Park Jimin. He has undergone 15 surgical and over 100 non-surgical to look like Park Jimin. He's Ex best friend also exposed him with a voice message, where he says that the only he's posting about BLM, is because he wants to be relevant, so he's literally saying that he is doing it so people won't stop talking about him. There was also a muslim women who tweeted about him, saying that he's a tool. He then got very offended by that comment and said " The only tool is you.....a symbol of oppression and brainwashing". The Women than said that he was the only one getting brainwashed. He Then replied with "Sweetie i'm not the one wearing a Burqa, a symbol of oppression and Brainwashing!" I hope that this'll make you consider blocking Oli on all socials, and actually cancel him.

hate layndon day

Every November 30th you will hate layndon
Person 1:oh hey it’s layndon
Person 2:oh hey it’s hate layndon day
hate layndon day by Thshsj November 22, 2023

Lyndon skip day 

On this day April 26th everyone with the name Lyndon will be able to skip all functions like work and school
I skipped school on Lyndon skip day because my name is Lyndon and I have the right to skip on this day
Lyndon skip day by Schnaare April 26, 2021
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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