LANDON BARKER
LANDON BARKER IS A BARKER WHOSE DAD IS BALD YOU COULD LITERALLY SLAP CHEESE ON HIS BIG ASHY TATTOOED FOREHEAD. MAN GOT LIKE FIFTY HEADS ON ONE HEAD. HIS DAD IS A SKINNY PIECE OF FRIED RICE.
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH HIS SISTER ALABAMA
Chase Hudson: hey babe!
Charli Damelio: ew
Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better
Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h Charli Damelio: bye chase Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A [BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF
STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
Charli Damelio: ew
Chase Hudson: what did I do honey sugar plumb
Charli Damelio: Landon's better
Landon Barker: I'm better b!+h Charli Damelio: bye chase Chase Hudson: YOU’RE A SHOWSTOPPER A BAD LIER HOMIE HOPPER DRAMA STARTER chase Hudson: YOU COULD OF HAD A ROCK STAR BUT YOU CHOSE UP ON A [BUM STAR BOOT LEG VERSION OF ME THATS YOUR LOSE HAD TO FIND OUT FROM A PHOTO HANGING ON YOUR ARM LIKE A KNOCK OFF
STAB ME IN THE BACK LIKE NOTHING NEVER REALLY SAW THIS COMING...
LANDON BARKER by BOBtheBUILDERcanHEfixIT🥸 October 10, 2022
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