LAM

A person who never wastes a chance to draw disproportionate attention to themselves. (Abbreviation of 'Look at me.')

We were supposed to be done at 3:30 but Gary and Melissa are such LAMs that the discussion mostly went sideways, and we didn't get out till five.

by Ned R April 27, 2009

LAM

Acronym for "Look At Me" when a co-worker slyly points out an accomplishment to the boss in the guise of a problem.

Did you see that email Mary sent the boss about the TPS not having enough lines for all the info she gathered? LAM, LAM, LAM!

by indacube March 22, 2011

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 17, 2004

LAM

Look At Me

Write LAM on school, or LAN or such when you want attention. Often said if you do something spectacular and funny.

Tom: LAM! I got 3 headshots in a row now!
Peter: WTF?
John: LONSL!
Tom: LAM! Now I got 4!
Peter: LOL

by Arildo Glemmingo March 27, 2007

LAM

LAM, or lymphangioleiomyomatosis (lim-FAN-je-o-LI-o-MI-o-ma-TO-sis), is a rare lung disease. It mostly affects women in their mid-thirties and forties.

I have LAM.

by LAMMBBBBB November 24, 2010

LAM

Laughing At Myself

I am LAM

by Tashwin February 23, 2016

LAM

Laughing at midgets. created by Bl00 Drew.
A comical replacement for "LMAO" used on AIM

"OMG LAM! that is so fuckin hilarious! "

by B0B Tex-ass January 22, 2005