Kymming
The practice of smashing your cock and balls with the specific intent of shrinking them. Antonym of Jelqing.
Kymming by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) June 24, 2024
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Kymming
The act of smashing one’s genitals (male) in order for a reduction in size for whatever purpose, typically to impress mates, trust us on that.
Occasionally used with tools for the extension of sexual gratification, which is not always the case and is mostly used solely for the purpose of something, maybe they just want to hurt themselves.
Possible ways to “kym” it are as follows:
-Using one’s hand as a fist to smash the genitalia.
-A hammer.
-A dull object.
-Literally anything solid.
-A cat.
Antonyms: Jelqing
Synonyms: CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)
Occasionally used with tools for the extension of sexual gratification, which is not always the case and is mostly used solely for the purpose of something, maybe they just want to hurt themselves.
Possible ways to “kym” it are as follows:
-Using one’s hand as a fist to smash the genitalia.
-A hammer.
-A dull object.
-Literally anything solid.
-A cat.
Antonyms: Jelqing
Synonyms: CBT (Cock and Ball Torture)
*Setting, in bed with a significant other.*
Male: “Hey babe, let’s get these clothes off-“
Female: “Wait, do you Kym it?”
*Male takes pants off revealing micro package.*
Male: “I don’t know, do I???” *It’s extremely bruised, and obvious sarcasm is present. They make love all night.*
The reason this happened is because, as per definition, Kymming it makes your meat smaller.
Male: “Hey babe, let’s get these clothes off-“
Female: “Wait, do you Kym it?”
*Male takes pants off revealing micro package.*
Male: “I don’t know, do I???” *It’s extremely bruised, and obvious sarcasm is present. They make love all night.*
The reason this happened is because, as per definition, Kymming it makes your meat smaller.
Kymming by CyreeseLym(FromOblock) June 24, 2024
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Drinking in your underwear. Coming home, taking off your pants, and cracking a cold one. Aka removing ones undergarments after a long day and drinking to relax.
Kimming by Jezza from Alice February 19, 2019
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Or
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