The kid who gets sad over the littlest things and starts talking shit for no reason
Also the type to get roasted by the teacher and the nerd in class
Also posts on Snapchat of how sad he is bc he died in minecraft
A random person: hey dude where is the bathroom?
Kyle Hudson: bitch fuck off your hairline looks like my ass
Random person: ok I’ll go to someone who is not depressed in reality bye bitch
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!