Klaxxon is the new, supposed heir to the famous bittorrent uploading legend aXXo.
His name was choosen so that when people search for "aXXo", his torrents will appear also.
Dumb Friend: Hey, who released that Iron Man torrent you downloaded?
Smart Friend: Klaxxon dude
Dumb Friend: You mean aXXo?
Smart Friend: Um no r-tard, klaXXon, aXXo's supposed heir!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'