Keasean is a red-head (sean) trying to be a black man with a black name. He is really funny and will take his sandal and beat you if you get close. But don't worry, you can outrun him, or outsmart him. He is the whitest a white man can be, but he is a great guy to be around. No matter where he is, he will always like a girl named Anna. He is usually short, but he is also gay at the same time. He always has 2 bodyguards with him and if you touch him, you will get beat.
The 31st of November is Keasean eve, and Keasean day is the 1st of December. Keasean day is the day you celebrate your white friend Sean trying to be black or your all-around white friend trying to be black/A Colin.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.