Death Kwan Do 

A martial arts skill harnessed by mastering the powers of Mullets and Cutt-Off jeans.

Popularized by "The Regular Show"

I learned The death-punch of death
What?
It's Death Kwan Do

Death Kwan Do by CaptainCharismaN.E. May 20, 2011

Klandon 

A fairly large tongan who enjoys indulging himself with the exquisite taste of Equus caballus. He's exceptionally gifted in the musical arts as well as a variety of other arrangements. If you are not aware of this man's presence, please vacate that rock in which you have been living under all these years.

Girl: "OMG! There's Klandon!!! .....(Hide the horses)

Moke Guy: "Ho rajah Klandon, you stay one beast at da guitar lydat yeah!?"

White Guy: "Excuse me Sir, Can you please step out of the vehicle.....and make way for Klandon"

Tongan Guy: "Tamasi!"

Klandon by iLAVET! June 20, 2011

Kwandile 

Very handsome cute AF nigga who is a ladies man

John is a being a kwandile rn

Kwandile by Hdnehejwjndb May 6, 2019

kando 

caan-due; n/v; one who excels in an activity to a level of such proficiency as to make the opposition and fellow teammates alike appear mentally challenged; to perform an activity with ridiculous skill and finesse

Wow! That kid is kando! He just burnt that fat safety!; Wow Captain Kando just kandoed that catch!

kando by S3XasaurusR3X November 26, 2009

khando

Loving warm heated pretty girl

Most khando's are originated from tibet

Wow khando is so loving!

khando by Vanessa3457 November 21, 2016

Kwandidate 

A jew-owned American presidential candidate who's really just a goy-front for the jewish tyranny.

The republican kwandidate this time around is Mitt Romney.

Obama and Romney - Geez, what fantastic kwandidates to choose from in the 2012 presidential election!

The kwandidate of my choosing is Mitt Romney, because I'm confident he will attack Iran minutes after his inauguration. Eretz Israel!

Kwandidate by Bibi-netting$-yahu September 7, 2012

Twat Kwan Do 

When a male is fully inserted into a female, and the female tightens up her muscular vaginal walls, causing the man great pleasure, upon when the female looks the man in the face and screams..TWAT KWAN DO....ensuring the man will forever be in love with her.

Dang Bob, "Why do you still hang out with Shannon?" "She's a total bitch and ruins our game." "I can't help it Sam!! She Twat Kwan Do'ed me!!"

Twat Kwan Do by datwatter December 31, 2014