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Kuznetsova 

A headcase Russian tennis player. Not to be confused with Safina, Dementieva, Chakvetadze, Petrova, also headcase Russian tennis players. Weakest 2 time slam champion in tennis history. Shows up for 1 slam every 5 years, then disappears into headcasedom. Proof that it doesn't take much to win a grand slam in women's tennis.
Me: Svetlana Kuznetsova wins the 2009 French Open. She is now a 2 time grand slam Champion.

World: *laughs*
Kuznetsova by RR Smith August 22, 2010
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Kuznetsov 

A man with few words. Often thought of as a weeb. A kuznetsov has a high pitched voice and they're russian.
He is definitely a Kuznetsov
Kuznetsov by Jack the stack October 4, 2019

Evgeny Kuznetsov 

An extremely talented hockey player who currently plays for the Washington Capials of the NHL. He is one of the best on the team, and he won two gold medals with Team Russia. He scored a hat trick in the 2012 WJC. Evgeny Kuznetsov truly is a phenomenal, talented hockey player.
Evgeny Kuznetsov shoots the puck... he scores... for the hat trick!

Michael kuznetsov 

Guy who disables people's phones
"Everyone, hide your phones!!! Michael Kuznetsovs headed this way. You dont want it disabled!"