Synonomous with the word deuchebag. Anyone can be considered a kuzmyak, pull a kuzmyak, or make a kuzmyak move.
Jake: "Yo dude, why is Justin such an asshole sometimes?"

Mark: "I dont know man, he can be a real kuzmyak some time."
by Alex Ng February 9, 2007
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