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Kumbucha

When a group of homosexual males cum in a mason jar. After that they let their semen sit for several weeks over a heat radiator. The heat will cook the semen releasing glucose and creating a delicious drink.
This is a delicious batch of Kumbucha mmmmm I just can’t stop drinking
by Cumnygget June 21, 2019
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kumbucha

n.
pronunciation /kum-'BUU-chuh/
etymology - accidental misspelling of kombucha from the System of a Down song "Sugar"; Korean - Kom (Doctor of some sort) + bucha (a Japanese herb)

(masc.) A wickedly sarcastic and insanely intelligent virtual entity noted for razor sharp wit and uncanny common sense and candor. Most commonly visaged as a big black cat, with the occasional appearance as a skinny white former ballet dancer. Well known for outrageous one-liners and obscure comedic references, the kumbucha is most comfortable demonstrating practical uses of general semantics and linguistics, and is adept at relating psychological, sociocultural-anthropological, and sociological interpretations of online behaviour. As a virtual presence, it is often best not to take the kumbucha too seriously, lest ye be drawn into a convoluted debate over the ineffectiveness of one's debating tactics.

Also known as: Big Bad K; the da Vinci of Sarcasm; Kum; Kumblotch; kizzle bizzle
Kumbucha's on a flame rampage again! You just gawt PWND!!!
by Jey Smith November 9, 2008
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did you drink that kumbucha? ewww its hell water!
by thats what your mom said October 7, 2020
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kumbucha mouth on deez nuts!
Me: "Do you know what kumbucha is?
Cassidy: "No remind me"
Me: "... *hangs up*"
by Anna mouse city July 29, 2021
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kombucha girl

a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.
"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."
by thecoolcow January 9, 2020
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kombucha

A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.
It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar.
by Anita Molina August 3, 2005
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Kombucha Lair

The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.
Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair!
by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019
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