Kulproot 

A person who is constantly talking, either to everyone around him, or if hes being ignored, he talks to himself. A Kulproot laughs extremely loud, so loud that he embarresses himself. They are common among the overweight population and usually are jewish or lebanese. 20% Chance of Retardation among Kulproots, And a 89% Chance of being shot within the next 7 years for being so damn gay.

A Kulproot,"AHAHAHAHAHAH IM LAUGHING WAY TO LOUD FOR IT TO ACTUALLY BE MY NATURAL LAUGH"
Other person,"Shut up you fatass your so annoying."
A Kulproot,"Im freaking huge"

Example #2.

Kulproot,"Omg like baby cakes" (talking to hot girls)
Hot girl,"Hey ______ (Kulproot) Were best friends because you have no sex appeal."

Kulproot by John Reneger January 4, 2009

kelproots 

Like grassroots, except for the ocean.

Watch the film Sharkwater (2006) for a great example of such a movement.

Kelproots movements are key to the survival of essential ocean species, such as sharks.

kelproots by intamin January 3, 2010