Krezen
Some fucking retard on the internet that likes girls and has mostly female friends also gets pissed off when you try to take your shit.
Kretenizem
1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
b]for pointing out how you don't like something;
c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;
e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:
a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;
b]for pointing out how you don't like something;
c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;
d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;
e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.
2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!
b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.
c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)
d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!
e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
kreten
Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.
A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.
Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
kreten by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011
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krewenki
your such a krewenki
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