Skip to main content

Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

bfor pointing out how you don't like something;

cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;

equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
Related Words
Bulgarian awesome person who is often really ticklish and great to cuddle with.
kremena is so cool, i wish i was friends with her
kremena by adam101 January 13, 2013
Bosnian - Pronounced "kre - tan". You have to roll the 'r'.

A complete moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Lowest of the low.

Used when "a fucking retard" is simply not enough.
Ex : That fucking kreten shit on the floor, again.

Ex : My roommate takes showers at 12:15 AM and wakes me up every night, even after I told him it wakes me the fuck up. He's so clueless, that fucking kreten.
kreten by donkey dick sucker February 21, 2011

kredence 

“You sEe kredence over there?”

Yeah what about him?”
“he’s a nice boyo”

krewenki 

If he had this last name he loves his deadpool socks and when his brother bites on his penis.
your such a krewenki
krewenki by SceneZel April 11, 2020
A very sweet person who can fall in love easily. He can be rough but really sweet. He can look like a nerd too, but can look cute. He's very quick at school work and after school work he loves to play fortnite. Every girl in his school will fall in love with Kiezen 😍...He's a baddie and sporty.
Person 1: OMG! LOOK, KIEZEN IS COMING!!!!
Person 2: LET'S HIDE!
Kiezen: Typical... 🙄
Kiezen by ella.mmaa May 24, 2021