Kratos'd
Kratos'd by emonthereaper December 11, 2018
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What would Kratos do?
Derived from the Christian slogan 'What would Jesus do?'.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
Instead refers to what choice Kratos from God of War would make to solve his problem.
i.e. Kill in the most violent way possible
Reasons why this is much more realistic are Kratos doesn't:
Turn water into wine,
Feed 5000 people,
Cure blindness or leprosy
Walk on water.
He kills his problems with his hands.
What would Kratos do? by Riot_man April 26, 2010
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Kratos Dad
Has a leviathan axe and likes to chop trees.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
When he’s mad he uses the spartan rage and beats up with the blades of chaos.
He’s most likely retarded and is very very strict and racist as fuck against Arabs and Asians.
PSA: is most likely inbred.
Muhammad: Hey can we come to your house on Saturday Hasseb?
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Xi Lee: Yeah I’ll bring sparkling water and a share size bag of skittles for the three of us.
Hasseb: Yeah sure
Saturday
Hasseb: sorry guys but My dad said no because it’s going to rain but it says on the forecast that it is a 10% chance that it will rain so then he said that we have to go somewhere at 12 but it is fucking 2pm and we haven’t gone anywhere.
Muhammad: bruh, bitch ass is such a Kratos Dad.
Xi Lee: Such an inbred bitch
Hasseb: Fr
Hasseb: Also my dad says he’s inviting guests over.
Muhammad: Such a retard, I swear
Kratos Dad by Ching chong lee February 26, 2023
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