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The act of getting caught in the JODD fire (see: JODD)
Kranch is going to globals, but they have no money because they spent it all on JODD
kranch by Septilius Megamark May 15, 2018
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the result of when you’re not so prepared to take it up the ass but decide to do it anyways.
Guess I have to do laundry today, Matt came over last night & blew my back out—but when we were done, there was kranch all over my sheets.
kranch by tr4shd011 September 15, 2020
When a female is having her salad tossed, she farts, or sharts, in the mouth of the male, whom is typically of the bearded mountain Mennonite type.
"Wow boys, my rich girlfriend kranched me good last night at 3:46AM EST. She has the best Kranch!"
Kranch by McBarrington October 28, 2021
The trailer park equivolent of Krampus who exclusively uses condiments to punish bad kids

When you want to punish someone using only condiments
Hey Walter you're looking a little sore today. Yeah Bobby ended up Kranching me hard all Christmas night for forgetting the milk
Kranch by The Midnight Chef April 6, 2022

Kranch Energy 

Much like the condiment, “Kranch” which is an amalgamation of Ketchup and Ranch Dressing, “Kranch Energy” denotes that just because you CAN do something doesn’t mean you SHOULD.
Bro’s givin’ off thatKranch Energy.”
Kranch Energy by LootNinja87 March 29, 2024

Wesley the kancho demon

a red faced demon who fades into the darkness after putting four fingers in your anus then taking a whiff,he then runs spread legged into the darkness laughing maniacly
sleep tight keep em tight and dont let wesley the kancho demon get a bite