Kootle 

When a girl Queefs and pee's a little at the same time.

Darla ran from the squirrel and made a kootle.

Kootle by Imnotazombie July 8, 2010

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

Koolerifix by MW9 August 23, 2010

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot

abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead

koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

kootenay time 

The process in which it takes an extra hour to do anything.

It also incurrs that the person who is "late", (in quotes as they are only following kootenay time, not late as others may say) also lives in the beautiful area surrounded by the rocky montains called "the Kootenays"

The airy nature of the residents is probably due to the gorgeous surroundings they are inhabited in so they really don't care about the rest of the world ; they are on Kootenay time.

Stoner1: Hey budday! I need that bag quick I'm getting low!

Kootenay1: K but I'm with my bong you better put me on Kootenay time!

kootenay time by savfromthekoots March 27, 2010

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

u mad hoe knotless by Alise the alien July 26, 2021

The Kooples 

A French store that has branches in the UK that sells clothes to idiot couples that want to dress so they match each other.

Clothes are generally expensive and stylish and are therefore popular with hipster wankers in areas such as Shoreditch.

A- Hey man, have you seen that new mens blazer in The Kooples store?

B- Yeah, it looks awesome, it's really good value too at £330. Me and my girl were going to get the his and hers version. Luckily I have £800 to spare after someone published a book of my poems from my blog about vintage stuff that no one even knows/cares about.

A- Yeah, you guys are going to look awesome. Remind me not to be seen with you when you wear them.

The Kooples by JRDAWG December 16, 2012

philip kotler presidential award 

The act of pleasuring yourself by licking your own Asshole. Used in reference to inventing an award to present to yourself.

What a coincidence! My cat was receiving a Philip kotler presidential award while Modi was receiving the same.

philip kotler presidential award by Class struggle memes January 15, 2019