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A place with no water
Person 1:dude did you shower?
Person 2:no dude i was in Koltuk
koltuk by Tasq October 24, 2019
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A place with no water
Person 1:bro you look dehydrated and dirty
Person 2:yeah i know, i was in Koltuk
Koltuk by Tasq October 24, 2019
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A pretty alright dood, great boyfriend but even better best friend. Always horny but always loyal. Once you become friends with a koltun he is a ride or die. They may come across as gay but are infact strait and always white
Omg hes such a koltun

Look at that koltun over there
koltun by Jigglygod124 April 21, 2019

Te Kotuku 

A terribleguy that i dont why but always likes a man named kevin!!
Hey Te Kotuku where yours boyfriend Kevin... Oh wait
Te Kotuku by Gods Gods God April 7, 2019
A Kotuku is a Mad as Rapper Person who's punchlines are immaculate and his metaphors come from heaven itself, even though he doesn't know it, he has a natural aura that can only be described as an unmeasurable amount of awesomeness, everything about him makes you jealous but by being around his awesome character it makes it hard to hate on him, he is always looking for people to collab with from his email address k.nwharehinga@xtra.co.nz he is a Leader and not a follower who is also charming, he encompasses everything that it is to be Awesome. Its also another word to say Daaaaaayyyuuum!
Bro your straight Kotuku!
Did you feel his Kotuku when he walked in the room?
Man I wish I was as Kotuku as you
Is a Kotuku on the Guitar.
He was trying to be a Kotuku to all the ladies.
No way that is Kotuku!
See that T.V. its so Kotuku
My boyfriend is so Kotuku and Hot
WHOA I JUST WON THE LOTTERY KOTUKU!!!!!
Kotuku by iwishiwaskotuku August 11, 2010
Kaltuka is the tribal word for water, it was used in the US TV series 1995-2003 xena warriors princess from the episode of ‘the horde’ where all the injured tribal soldiers that were injured were moaning kaltuka and all they wanted was some water.
“Kaltuka , Kaltuka.”
“Kaltuka I think all they want is water says Gabriel
kaltuka by Stayout March 10, 2019
A white flower that bloom in Lakes and ponds deep in forest
Saw some kostuk getting sold in market , few days ago
kostuk by 24th_ninja November 22, 2021
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B)
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A)
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