Kotuku 

A Kotuku is a Mad as Rapper Person who's punchlines are immaculate and his metaphors come from heaven itself, even though he doesn't know it, he has a natural aura that can only be described as an unmeasurable amount of awesomeness, everything about him makes you jealous but by being around his awesome character it makes it hard to hate on him, he is always looking for people to collab with from his email address [e-mail] he is a Leader and not a follower who is also charming, he encompasses everything that it is to be Awesome. Its also another word to say Daaaaaayyyuuum!

Bro your straight Kotuku!
Did you feel his Kotuku when he walked in the room?
Man I wish I was as Kotuku as you
Is a Kotuku on the Guitar.
He was trying to be a Kotuku to all the ladies.
No way that is Kotuku!
See that T.V. its so Kotuku
My boyfriend is so Kotuku and Hot
WHOA I JUST WON THE LOTTERY KOTUKU!!!!!

Kotuku by iwishiwaskotuku August 11, 2010

Kotuku 

KVC bloke with a massive Johnson. Better then Khaled at Basketball and goated chess player.

Wanna see my johnson

- Kotuku

Kotuku by Boy with the italian stallion August 4, 2025

Te Kotuku 

A terribleguy that i dont why but always likes a man named kevin!!

Hey Te Kotuku where yours boyfriend Kevin... Oh wait

Te Kotuku by Gods Gods God April 7, 2019

Kotaku 

Kotaku is a word invented by the website Kotaku, it is a mixture of the Japanese word Otaku, meaning geek/nerd, and the letter K, which when combined forms a URL which is not Otaku.com, which must have been taken at the time.

Kotaku is commonly thought to be a video game news site, and also commonly thought to be a geek/otaku blog, it is neither, it is in fact an internet social experiment on how uninteresting commenters can be if they're all terrified of being banned for not being good little tools.

Kotaku is a mixed bag, with the topic at hand ever changing, but has hard hitting articles such as "Don't be homophobic" and "Look at the gifts Sony/Nintendo/Microsoft sent me" and "Look at this porn I found of Final Fantasy characters" and "Who wants to yiff with me in Second Life?" and "Talk amongst yourselves".

Mike Fahey at Kotaku likes to masturbate to Half-Bestiality on Second Life.

Kotaku by Mr John Wilson June 17, 2010

Kotaku 

The place where journalistic integrity goes to die. Supposedly a blog about gaming, but when you visit the front page you'll struggle to find anything relevant. You'll see random videos, cosplayer galleries, inside jokes, discussions about the editors' personal lives, and a load of other bullshit. When they do get around to posting some actual news, it's usually poached from better sites.

Worse still is the commenting system. The editors love to play favorites, and will promote sycophancy with "stars" while censoring anything remotely critical. The commenters usually have nothing but praise for the staff, which is hardly shocking when you learn that they've been handpicked from the outset, having to "audition" in order to post. You'll always see the same handful of "star" commenters making the same brainless posts. Essentially, it's one big circle jerk, and unless you're ready to kiss some ass, you're not invited.

"I got banned by those Nazis at Kotaku for pointing out what a bunch of talentless hacks the editors are."

"Kotaku can kiss my ass. Those retards wouldn't know journalism if it smacked them in the face."

Kotaku user: "Durr hurr hurr, I love reading about the editor's kids, toilet habits and food preferences because I'm a loser with no life. I have a gold star and make fifty posts a day on Kotaku but I'll still die alone, durr."

Kotaku by Kuck Fauxtaku August 31, 2009

Kotaku'd 

The end result of posting an article about a small website on Kotaku: a guaranteed fuck-ton of visitors to the site often resulting in sluggish site performance or a crash.

When Kotaku posted the story about Goon City, the poor guy's server died from the flood of visitors. He got Kotaku'd.

Kotaku'd by Nettle15 February 25, 2009

Kotaku 

A word taken from a gaming blog Kotaku.com in which it's ex-followers (homos) post incorrect butthurt comments on Urban Dictionary.

Dude: Hey I saw this article at Kotaku.
Butthurt Homo: Yo f*** that site and f*** you for even reading that bull!
Dude: erm.. kay?

Kotaku by philanthropist02 October 4, 2018