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A person who camps in corners and enjoys escape from tarkov
Get out of the corner you fucking kobfen
Kobfen by Kobfen hater May 2, 2021
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how did this mf kobeni not die
kobeni by neferpitouapologist July 19, 2021
City in Germany with a little bit more than 100.000 inh.!Only city where the rivers Rhein ans Mosel meet!Koblenz is about 100km southwards from Cologne.Nearest city to Koblenz is Bonn with also 100.000 inh.,Bonn was the capital of germany 16 years ago!Koblenz was founded 2016 years ago by the Romans, "COBLENS".Name was later changed into KOBLENZ!
Famous Koblenz song:
E lustich Kowelenzer Schängelche ich sein,

Gedaaft met Rhein- on Musselwasser on met Wein,

Gesond an Herz, an Lewer on der Lung,

On sein och meiner Modder ihrer allerbeste Jung!
Koblenz by playa7 January 8, 2006

kobeniist 

One of the best tiktokers and human in the world, and my fav mutual
“omg have you seen kobeniist new post?! its soo funny!!”
“no im not following them”
“go follow them. now. you hoodlum...”
kobeniist by powersupremacist April 20, 2021

Kobeni Car 

BEEP BEEP BOOP BOOP BEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>monkey sees kobeni car
>BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEP BOOPPP
Kobeni Car by hardcoretwister May 31, 2021
Kobens are very attractive men who are known for their eyes. When you first meet them they will seem shy but their really sweet and kind once you get to know them. They like long committed relationships.
Girl1-Wow look at his eyes!
Girl2- Wow look at his face!
Girl1- That's gotta be a Koben!
koben by swagical unicorn July 1, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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