Knight Online

Commonly known as KO, results in mental retardedness, supioriorly pissed off mood swings, a burning desire to kill the Turkish nation.

Sideeffects:
May Quit school
May have no life/friends
May never leave home
May kill yourself
...May kill your parents for touching internet switch ^_^ (I did, best move I ever made!)

Man I fucking hate Knight Online and them Turkish bastards but I feel I must play and regain my lvl 80 character which was stolen by several Turks, 3 times over!

Knight Online by DannyTheMan April 23, 2007

Knight Online

A MMORPG that lets you play in two different nations.

There is El Morad, which is Human, and Karus, which consists of Orcs.

There is also a Barbarian 'nation', you can only make a Warrior if you are a Barbarian.

This game is usually crowded with idiotic [Turk]s, 98% of which cannot speak English properly and uses KoXP, a hacking program used to level up faster in the game.

This game is also filled with idiots that want to ruin the game for others, like luring high-leveled monsters into towns, killing everyone that is trying to stay AFK, selling their items to other players.

Overall, this game can be fun and addicting, but the huge amount of hackers and Turks running around in the game can be frustrating.

Knight Online is a good game, but has been overrun by idiotic Turks.

Knight Online by krazykushluk August 27, 2006

Knight Online

An addicting game that results in you quitting school and living in your mom and dads house 'till you die. Played by nerds all over the world, including Turkey where all they do is play this game 24/7...

KO_Addict7621 : "Hey Fire_Head568QRVX! Lets play Knight Online all day."

Crack_Head568QRVX: "Sounds great I'll go quit my job and drop out of highschool...brb"

Knight Online by I_<3_Nerds January 8, 2006

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knight online

An online game that is filled with users only able to say : slm, aga, baba, yer varmy a.q., coins plzzzzzzzz, clan+?, party plzzzzzzzzzz.

Knight online
American hosted servers.
Population : 80% Turks 20% Americans

knight online by American player September 14, 2008

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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