DannyTheMan's definitions

devil's feta

Tonsil stones. The sickly sulfur-smelling, squishy, feta cheese-consistency blobs in the tonsils of a lot of people. These stones cause bad breath and other nasty problems. tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

Tim: "bro, I brush and floss religiously but my breath still stinks"

Bob: "have you checked for Devil's feta around your tonsils?" tonsils gross stones feta bad breath

by Dannytheman August 12, 2015

Political whore

The kind of arsehole you find in your Modern Studies class who is purposely there to piss you off. The kind that argues just so his views seem superior, the kind that makes up figures just so he looks cool... even tho we know he's a douche bag.

Symptoms include:
Middle Class Syndrome
Ignorance
Arrogant
General Retardedness

Wow, K just told a whole load of bullshit figures, went off tangent and completely killed anyone who was interested in the Politics of Kenya (no one). What a Political Whore...

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Idiot

Someone who shouts "Sand Niggers" at the Dahjarma (Turkish Police) whilst in Turkey.

Wilson was nearly shot by the sand niggers for being a idiot ;)

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Brave

Whilst sitting in London Gatwick's North Terminal McDonalds, being surrounded by Black people then accidently shouting "Oh fucking niggers".

Wilson was exceptionally lucky to make it back to Inverness after shouting "niggers" infront of 30 Black People... Call it stupidity if you must... I call it brave!

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Cruelty

1) See a nervous wreck on a plane, suggesting how bad she is at flying then being mean enough to walk past and say "Holy shit dude, did you smell the pilots breathe? Fuck... he's DRUNK".

2) Strapping a bomb to the back of a wheelchair and shouting "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"

Me and Wilson were cruel bastards whilst in Turkey.

Ffs, so hard to fit Cruelty into a sentence...

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

C.R.E.A.M

Cash Rules Everything Around Me

h0LyMaN: Dude, what's CREAM?
DannyTheMan_TR: Well dude, last night I was touching myself thinking of your mother and OMG! CREAM, CREAM, CREAM!
h0LyMaN: No, C.R.E.A.M
DannyTheMan_TR: Cash Rules Everything Around Me, retard

by DannyTheMan May 15, 2007