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This usually happens when you go to a bar (by yourself or with others), proceed to get blackout drunk or at least drunk enough to where you don’t remember the end of the night. Then towards the end of the night when your DD arrives, he or she takes you home and proceeds to take care of you. But you end up not knowing if you were take advantage of by your DD, you wake up the next morning sore in weird spots and nursing the hangover. That night will forever remain a mystery to you and the only one that will truly know the events of the end of the night will be the DD.
Bro, I got fucked up at the bar last Thursday, but I think Joel kmuched me...
Kmuched by SeizureSentral October 23, 2019
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To wrap up warm, to snuggle up, to stay indoors and remain cozy.
'I'm kuched up on the sofa right now'. Also, 'I'm kuching tonight'
Kuched by Lady Diamond Is Here Now October 23, 2012
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008