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A white person--usually derogatory.
-derived from Ku Klux Klan
"Nah, I'm not going in there; too many klucks."
kluck by LittleGiantLonghorn December 28, 2005
one who sells or tries to sell anything for drugs
Jessica tried to kluck me her lawn mower.
kluck by fineassgallegos March 9, 2005
Kluck - a moocher who uses money for drugs or alcohol.
The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story. He said he was rad, but truly was sad, and disproved promptly his story.'
Kluck by el klucko January 23, 2017
a person defined as a moocher, one whom only befriends to capitalize by partaking in drug use.
Jessica is a kluck for real's yo.
kluck by the bryce May 24, 2004

Klu Kluck Scram 

A small online collective group dominated by a manipulative narcist who constantly meddles in the personal lives of their small cadre of followers. undermining their self image & esteem playing them off against each other. This toxic collective will typically hold court on some corner of social media somewhere where the narcist feels they'll have opportunity to grow their miniscule following. Typically this group of maladaptive is predominantly female following 'mean girl' rules, though there are also typically a few gay adherents (often closeted) & asexual males involved plus the attendant compliment of socially isolated heteronormative men seeking sexual gratification. However there are predominantly (often exclusively) male variants of such groups that typically also identify as Incels or hate groups. It is unknown to this researchers whether there are GBLT variants. Anecdotally there have been unconfirmed reports of such groups.

Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
"WTAF?! Looks like this bitch sic'd her Klu Kluck Scram on my ass. All I did was correct her on twitter about some antivax misinformation."

Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016