Kluck

One who keeps some or all of the money you give them to get an illegal substance, or just the substance itself.
The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story.
by effrojay February 10, 2013
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Kluck

Kluck - a moocher who uses money for drugs or alcohol.
The f'n kluck took half my sack, and fed me some bullsh't story. He said he was rad, but truly was sad, and disproved promptly his story.'
by el klucko January 24, 2017
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kluck

A white person--usually derogatory.
-derived from Ku Klux Klan
"Nah, I'm not going in there; too many klucks."
by LittleGiantLonghorn December 19, 2005
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kluck

one who sells or tries to sell anything for drugs
Jessica tried to kluck me her lawn mower.
by fineassgallegos March 09, 2005
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Klucking

the sound a girl makes when shes right horny for ya
'last night she was so hot for me she started klucking like a chicken'

'baby imma fuck you so hard you gon kluck'
by robeyP257 June 11, 2008
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kluck

a person defined as a moocher, one whom only befriends to capitalize by partaking in drug use.
Jessica is a kluck for real's yo.
by the bryce May 25, 2004
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Klu Kluck Scram

A small online collective group dominated by a manipulative narcist who constantly meddles in the personal lives of their small cadre of followers. undermining their self image & esteem playing them off against each other. This toxic collective will typically hold court on some corner of social media somewhere where the narcist feels they'll have opportunity to grow their miniscule following. Typically this group of maladaptive is predominantly female following 'mean girl' rules, though there are also typically a few gay adherents (often closeted) & asexual males involved plus the attendant compliment of socially isolated heteronormative men seeking sexual gratification. However there are predominantly (often exclusively) male variants of such groups that typically also identify as Incels or hate groups. It is unknown to this researchers whether there are GBLT variants. Anecdotally there have been unconfirmed reports of such groups.

Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
"WTAF?! Looks like this bitch sic'd her Klu Kluck Scram on my ass. All I did was correct her on twitter about some antivax misinformation."
by Vigilant Vagabond January 10, 2025
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