Klondike Bar

klondike bar - CRAZY GOOD

klondike bar - its a fucking ice cream bar

by tupacshakur32 June 02, 2006

Klondike Bar

The act of shitting into a condom, freezing the condom, and then sexually penetrating a partner with it.

My girlfriend got mad drunk and I gave her three Klondike Bars. Boom!

by NapyCuzinzLLC September 06, 2010

Klondike Bar

When a man defecates upon an overweight females chest, between her breasts. The man then ejaculates on the shit, making the women push her breasts together. Thus making a chocolate Klondike Bar.

She was like "What would you do for a Klondike bar?" And i said shit on your chest and cum on it.

by shittytits April 06, 2010

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 25, 2003

Klondike Bar

When someone combines two pieces of shit, and then ejaculates onto a side of each shit, and combines them.

I would do anything for a klondike bar.

by Nick Aldana November 18, 2007

Klondike bar

Something I would kill you for.

Jeff: You did all this for a bunch of virgins?
Achmed: Are you kidding me? I kill you for a Klondike bar.

by Scotty CBO January 28, 2009

klondike bar

A nightspot, pub or other boite where parthenogenically produced lesbians can hang out with others of their kind. See klondike

Gertrude and Alice met at a klondike bar and got married in Massachusetts. Then they got on the waiting list to create their own klondike from a Cambridge laboratory.

by Luigi August 06, 2004