When a person
shits out a massive turd, carefully
sticks it in the freezer, and then
fucks themselves senseless with it.
Me: I went to the porn store last Friday.
Friend: Oh yeah? What were you looking for?
Me: I really wanted a giant black dildo.
Friend: Did you find one that you liked?
Me:
OMG yes but it was way to expensive so I went the cheap route and went
home and used my
Kentucky Klondike!