A rare variety of the female species. Naturally massive and sometimes aggressive. It is important to respect them as they are dangerous. Kloes are considered beautiful by everyone.
by Colossal Unit January 14, 2020
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by Koesser Unit December 18, 2010
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Get the koesoh mug.A free spirited person of Germanic descent who really enjoys a good time with friends and copious amounts of alcohol.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
Koesters are known also for being very stubborn, but are also very loyal to those they care about - often getting into fights because of these two reasons.
They spend lots of time involved in various hobbies and outdoor sports, including but not limited to: bowling, fishing, hunting, camping, ATV riding, mudding in trucks and shotgunning beer.
Additionally, all Koesters are horny bastards that are relentless in the pursuit of sex.
ex. 1 - While out at the Sportsmens' Club last weekend, I ran into a bunch of Koesters shooting clay birds.
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
ex. 2 - Those Koesters have been bowling since they could push a ball down the lane.
ex. 3 - God you are such a Koester, you drunk bastard!!! Why can't you ever see things my way?
ex. 4 - Ever since I started dating a Koester, we've been going at it like rabbits! He's like the Energizer Bunny!!!
by Jane Doe 1 March 2, 2009
Get the Koester mug.Being unable to perform everyday, simple tasks as the result of being intoxicated from taking to many Klonopin.
by juicyjay4200 July 20, 2010
Get the Klonstipated mug.Kloe is a sweet, loving person who stays loyal to her boyfriend. If she spills her heart to you, that means she trusts you and you better not mess that up. She may not ever feel beautiful but she’s the most beautiful person ever. She is the type of girl you would want to be with forever. She’s amazingly talented and loves animals. One little smile would make her day. You’ll never find another girl like Kloe.
by Sports308 May 26, 2018
Get the Kloe mug.A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
by My Cheburek December 17, 2019
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