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Used to reference a child or teenager that means to perform awesome stunts, amazing talents, or "challenges" only to fail miserably irrevocably resulting in public/emotional shame or physical harm. Usually prefaced by the word - Fuckin'.
This fuckin' Klid drank two bottles of Listerine, swallowed a Tide pod, and scarfed down a bag of sugar-free gummy bears before attempting to ride in the bed of a truck filled with water beads and razor blades.
Klid by Mindless Demon September 20, 2019
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Klide is a fag.
There is no example of this. Klide is just gay.
Klide by Bzbske October 19, 2019
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Klid • Kliddie • Klide • Klidius
A Kliddie is another name for a Klainer. A Kliddie/Klainer is a HUGE fan of the Glee pairing Kurt and Blaine, hence 'Klaine', and thus, the names Klainer and Kliddie were born.
Kliddie: "OMG! Did you see the Klaine kiss in the latest episode of Glee? I totally freaked out!!!" *SQUEEEEEEEEEEE*

Some guy: "...You're such a Klainer..."

Kliddie: *Calms down from obsessive fangirling mode* "I prefer the term 'Kliddie'."
Kliddie by cookysncreme June 21, 2011
A word combining double-edged sword and climate crisis. The word is made from klima (climate in Latin) and gladius (sword in Latin). With the awareness rising regarding climate change people see that every impact we make is a double-edged sword and there is no completely great thing to do.
Putting e-waste in the recycling centres is klidius. You do not know who is going to recycle them but it is also better than leaving them in nature or at home.
Klidius by ajka_ajkula December 12, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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