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The coolest motherfucker in the world. Can do whatever he wants, and has all the money.
That guy is cool!

Yeah he is a Klement.
Klement by DefNotKlement November 9, 2020
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A cute guy, but always disagrees when someone says they are. Timid around most people who he does not know well, but extremely talkative and funny around his friends. He is very smart and will always be there if you need him. However, he doesn’t like to talk about his feelings with anyone unless you are one of his closest friends. He always tries to stay on the happier side of things, however when he gets hurt or something happens, he can become very dangerous to himself along with being one of the saddest people you’ve ever seen.
Person: Hey Klement, do you know what the homework for so-and-so is?
Klement: Yeah, it’s so-and-so.
Klement by Pseudonym#7 April 18, 2019

Klepentomaniac 

Someone who has irrestible urges to take writing implements. Klepentomania is a common disorder, and its sufferers are frequently accused of being "pen thieves" when they can't help what they're doing because they are attracted to the ownership of the perfect pen.
That woman is a Klepentomaniac.
Klepentomaniac by Robbo_HarveySpectre September 8, 2019
An awesome guy. Wery sophisticated and never cheap. He is very smart and caring. He is sometimes confused but always reliable.
Girl 1: That guy is hot
Girl 2: Oh my god, thats Klemen
Girl 1: You know him
Girl 2: Yeah but he doesnt know me
Girl 1: I will never be good enough for him
Klemen by Klemeninio May 7, 2013
When you have Down syndrome and you’re outside and get horny so you decide to cum on the pavement.
Peter: so what did you do yesterday vro?
Adam: I got so horny yesterday and decided cum on the street
Peter: oh soooo u did a kement
Adam: yah bro
Kement by CumEater69420 March 7, 2020

Klementyna 

The most incredible, badass woman on the planet. She is smart, funny, talented, creative, compassionate, passionate, and humble. She is jaw-droppingly beautiful and has a body built for sex. She is effortlessly sexy and causes massive, widespread dick-splosions.
Klementyna made me cum in my pants just by walking in my direction. She is a legend.
Klementyna by thetruth143 September 3, 2021
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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