klaased

You can be klaased by Klaas, a man who's everywhere. If your klaased you talk the "breezah" language and listen to music like R&B and hip-hop. So a person like 50cent is klaased. But you can call anything klaased. For example, Breezer drink is klaased and Runescape is klaased. Klaased just means something is stupid in that kind of way. A person who's klaased you can call a "klaased nerd".

$|-|@Do0wwR€aPaH: Yo0ww k@y! d0 YoU pL@y wow????
Kayer: Hmm, your klaased.

by kayer June 12, 2006

klaased

being repeatedly and publicly humiliated, usually in a sexual matter, often the "two fingers"

man did u see that bitch, he just got klaased

by Kenny May 13, 2005

pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

Klaused

When a guy you know is a dirt-bag convinces you to give him one more chance, again. Then you get screwed over and you kick yourself, promising to never trust him again. Then it happens again.

You got Klaused.

Don't get Klaused.

by Mr Gullible March 19, 2013

Klaused

to discreetly pilfers someone's pen, to sneakily take, As in the President of Czech Republic, Vaklav Klaus, taking the pen from the Chilean President

Office Worker: Who Klaused my pen?
Office Worker2: I saw little Johnny at your desk yesterday.

by randomuser7 May 2, 2011

Klaused

To ridicule another or a situation without knowledge that the gag or play is in actual fact on one self

Tom was klaused by Debbie's attempt to create good humor on the conference.

by StrawberryMan June 4, 2011