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Kjotil is an adjective, in practice it means acting herotic or being awsome. The word comes from the viking language "Norrønt" which where the offical language in Norway prior to its Union with Denmark. Kjotil is today used by several educated youngsters in Norway. They use it as an honary to the norwegian history past.

"Holy shit! You saved that girl from that fucking drunk neo-nazi piece of shit! Then she gave you head! KJOTIL!!!"

Kjotil by HerrT April 14, 2009

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Kjetil

Most charming, intelligent, awesome, beautiful, amazing person in the universe!

Oda: - Have you seen that amazing guy sitting there?
Linn: - Yes, this is Kjetil, he is the most awesome person in this universe. I wish i could come close to be as perfect as him!

Kjetil by JoakimMoen September 6, 2011

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Kjetil

a person who is dressed goth-like, has long hair and wears a hat. the word kjetil is originally a norwegian name

Look at that long haired guy with goth clothes! Hee looks Kjetil!

Kjetil by wordking123 January 14, 2011

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Kjetil Haare

The most awesome person ever. Very attractive and crazy. Sexy and has a big penis. All the ladies love him, and even the gay men. His girlfriend loves him so much.

Kjetil Haare is freakin amazing we all love him

Kjetil Haare by Klingon March 31, 2018

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Kjetil branch

A place no programmer in the world should have to go.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.

"You have a lot of spaghetti code in your branch, it looks like a kjetil branch"

Kjetil branch by xxxprogrammerxxx May 21, 2019

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Kjetill

A handsome but annoying guy who's dense and doesn't understand social boundaries.

Girl 1: "God did you see that guy! He just nagged me to go out on a date with him and he's now making out with another girl!"
Girl 2: "Wow, what a Kjetill!"

Kjetill by TheRoyalToadkeeper September 7, 2013

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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