Kjetill

A handsome but annoying guy who's dense and doesn't understand social boundaries.

Girl 1: "God did you see that guy! He just nagged me to go out on a date with him and he's now making out with another girl!"
Girl 2: "Wow, what a Kjetill!"

Kjetill by TheRoyalToadkeeper September 7, 2013

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Kjetil

Most charming, intelligent, awesome, beautiful, amazing person in the universe!

Oda: - Have you seen that amazing guy sitting there?
Linn: - Yes, this is Kjetil, he is the most awesome person in this universe. I wish i could come close to be as perfect as him!

Kjetil by JoakimMoen September 6, 2011

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Ketilling

1.) The act of an intellectual person being so intoxicated, they do something so stupid as to make one question their intelligence.

(Keh-Tuhl-Ing)

I'm the Drunkest Girl in Camp!" "...What? -Ketilling

Kanye West totally pulled a Ketil! Well, not really, he was already a dumbass.

Eating Hordes of candy as a diabetic. -Ketilling

Ketilling by BrackettE November 1, 2010

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Kjetil

a person who is dressed goth-like, has long hair and wears a hat. the word kjetil is originally a norwegian name

Look at that long haired guy with goth clothes! Hee looks Kjetil!

Kjetil by wordking123 January 14, 2011

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Kjetil Haare

The most awesome person ever. Very attractive and crazy. Sexy and has a big penis. All the ladies love him, and even the gay men. His girlfriend loves him so much.

Kjetil Haare is freakin amazing we all love him

Kjetil Haare by Klingon March 31, 2018

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Kjetil branch

A place no programmer in the world should have to go.
It's a git branch that has more merge conflicts than files in the repository.

"You have a lot of spaghetti code in your branch, it looks like a kjetil branch"

Kjetil branch by xxxprogrammerxxx May 21, 2019

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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